"It’s not rape when women do it."
"If he’s aroused that means he’s consenting."
"Men being raped by women is so rare. Why talk about it?"
"OOOOH ITS ALWAYS ABOUT MEN IS IT?!"
"It’s only rape if the person being raped is less privileged."
If it was a real rape, the male body has a way of preventing an erection.
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
Behold my minions, the Hiddleston Eye Fuck. Leave your panties at the door.
WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS
tbh I think he was just concerned about the quality of her chair and was making she that she was well supported.
because Hiddleston, guys.
New Mustard Plug song off the new album they had a kickstarter for! The album will be called “Can’t Contain it!” due to come out 1/14/14 via No Idea Records.
Kickstarter people should get their rewards around christmas though!
The one that got away…Happy Thanksgiving!
This makes me never want to eat a turkey again
And now I want turkey all the time.
Anon during math class
By the way, Jimmy rebuking the commander is like one of my favorite things.
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down.–
Best thing I’ve heard all day.
If the absolute weight didn’t matter, why ask how much it weighs?
This isn’t an example of “a clever question,” merely changing the subject so as to make the audience think about something specific.
Better wording would have been to follow that question up with, “and how long do you thing I can hold it aloft?”